ENCORE Series: The Santaland Diaries
December 13-16, 2019
When a down-on-his luck wannabe actor arrives in New York City at the end of the year, the only employment he can find is at Macy’s Department Store – working in Santaland for the holiday season, as a reluctant, but relentlessly cheerful, elf. Newly christened “Crumpet”, our clever anti-hero shares his observations of the mayhem in front of and behind the scenes during one chaotic December, from aggressive parents and drunken Santas, to flirtatious actors, poor hygiene, and the racially charged hazards of being a “Pointer Elf.” Will Crumpet find a moment of pure Christmas spirit? Will he end up in Santa’s cottage with Snowball the Elf? Will he escape with his life on Christmas Eve before being torn apart by enraged customers?
Based on his beloved humorous and autobiographical essays, David Sedaris’ The Santaland Diaries, adapted for the stage by Joe Mantello, is a wry and witty look at the combination of retail hell and theatrical spectacle that is the holiday season, a sharp, narrowly observed dark comedy. The perfect Christmas treat for grownups, this one-man show has been an annual tradition at theaters across the United States for the past twenty years.
PG17: Adult Themes and Language
“A delightfully thorny account of working as a Yuletide elf at Macy’s. Priceless observations, both outrageous and subtle. Destined to hold a place in the annals of American humor writing.” —NY Times
“A sardonic, merrily subversive tale—just the antidote to bright-eyed joy before too many shopping days have passed. Worth more than a photo album full of Santas!” —NY Newsday
“A satirical brazenness that holds up next to Twain and Nathanael West.” —The New Yorker
“THE SANTALAND DIARIES is quite possibly the thirty-one funniest pages of text published in the past quarter century…David Sedaris slays me.” —Seattle Weekly
“A caustic mix of J.D. Salinger and John Waters.” —Publishers Weekly
“A subversively cynical, misanthropic wit!” —Time Out NY
Doors open at 6:30pm for food & cocktail service until 7:45pm. Servers will be on hand to take orders from the show menu and provide cocktails during this time.