How to Murder a Millionaire

August 20
$49.99 + fees

Doors open at 6:30 p.m.; performance begins at 7 p.m.

All Dirk Dagwell wants is a bride and, having recently retired young, finds an opportunity with cable access TV’s morally bankrupt show How to Marry a Millionaire. Its tacky host, Remus Philbrick, would have been a better fit as a two-bit comedian on a 1970s cruise ship. There to fight for the millionaire’s wallet – that is, “affections” – are Tonya (who is a bombshell but severely lacks brains), Carleen (who is better suited for beer and nuts rather than wine and caviar), and Dharma (an expert in apparently everything).  Will choosing a bride be the last choice he ever makes?